Description:
A broad, if homophobic, parody of the vampire genre. The film stars a wealthy toothpaste magnate who attempts to get away from his greedy relatives and frigid wife (Sylva Koscina) by taking a business trip to Romania. He hopes to seduce the local women, but ends up staying the night with a kinky Count Dracula (John Steiner) instead. After waking up next to the count after a night of drunken revelry, and finding two small puncture marks on his neck, this neurotic man feels himself changing. Panicking that he may be gay, Buzzanca flees home, where he finds that only a steady supply of blood will keep him heterosexual.