Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

The title of the film should give you a hint for what you are in for. And if it doesn't, keep in mind that their big star is Santos, the masked Mexican wrestler.

The plot is decidedly pro-gay overall, but portrays this in an off-beat manner. Fairly early in the film, Jesus gets beaten up by vampires (using very cheesy b-movie martial arts). He pleads for help from those that pass by. First is a priest, who ignores him. Next, a cop, who also ignores him. Finally a drag queen heeds his plea and helps him out. Later, a plaster Mary talks to Jesus and states '
I'm trying to help some lesbians. God love them, they get so much done in a day, don't they?'

In the end, Jesus (and Santos) agrees that there is nothing deviant about love, and that lesbians are as worthy as anyone else.

In spite of its pro-gay leanings, this is a very, very decidedly B-movie. If you like bad acting, plot holes and cheesy action, then by all means go for this. I admit that I enjoyed it, but would be unlikely to watch it a second time.