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As I researched this site, I ended up at a lot of porn sites. No, not for the
reasons you might think, but because an awful lot of porn sites included the
word 'vampire' in their keywords. For a while, I would be linked to dozens of
different sites that had nothing to do with vampires, and often nothing to do
with gays. This seemed strange at first, but it made me start to wonder what
the connections between horror and porn really was.
As I began to search, it did seem that there was a connection. This page show
the wealth of videos that had some classic horror element in them.
 One
thing that should be readily apparent to most people is society's current interest
in vampires. Classic vampire lore began with Bram Stoker's famous novel Dracula.
In fact, many of the traits that we consider to be synonymous with the vampire
came from this novel.
T he elements from both the novel and the classic Hollywood remakes of it,
are found in many videos. But two
queer horror movies use direct variations of the name. In Gayracula, most
elements of Dracula are encorporated within the video, even though the plot
is very, very different.
Dragula, Queen of Darkness uses transsexual vampires. Sadly, other than the
name, and the fact that one of the porn stars is 'Bram Stroker', very few of
the classic vampire elements are used.
The Devil and Daniel Webster, written in 1937, is a story of a man who sells
his soul to the Devil in exchange for some good luck. . The man, Jabez Stone
is a farmer living in New Hampshire, who has chronic bad luck with his farm
and his family. One morning he broke his plow on a rock and that was the last
straw. He said, "I vow, I vow it's enough to make a man want to sell his soul
to the Devil and I would, too, for two cents!" Sure enough, the next day the
Devil arrived at his farm with an offer. Jabez Stone promises his soul to the
Devil after a period of seven years. Once a year the Devil would return to check
on Jabez Stone. On the day of his 6th visit, it was time to discuss the contract.
Jabez Stone managed to get it extended for a perios of three more years. In
the final months before his contract expired again, Stone sought out the most
powerful man around, a lawyer name Daniel Webster. The Devil selected an impossible
jury, and Webster thought that all hope was lost. In the end, Webster was able
to convince the jury that they were all human just like Jabez Stone, and therefore,
the jury ruled in favor of Jabez Stone. The Devil was never allowed in New Hampshire
again.
In
Attack of the 50 Foot Tranny, a suspicious
wife gets the upper hand (literally) on her philandering husband when a stranded
alien zaps her with a "growth ray." A bald humanoid alien giant lands on Earth
in the desert, and hijacks a young woman driver (Hayes). He accidentally alteres
her genetic balance and she begins to grow - to the consternation of a clutch
of doctors who are unable to help her. Despite the corniness of Hanna's screenplay
and Juran's pladding direction her size does have a curious fascination but
her accelerating growth-rate does little for her mental balance and, when she
finds her husband carrying on with another woman (Vickers), she squeezes them
to death. Her jealously and size cannot go unchecked and the sheriff arrives
to kill her with a riot gun. The special effects are dire- for the most part
the 50-foot woman is represented by her oversized hand.
There are a million stories in the naked city. Sylvia was two of them! Christy
is plagued by a cheating husband and a scheming "best friend". Upon leaving
a party, she is startled by a bright light in the northern sky. Out of nowhere
she is spirited to a spaceship where she undergoes a sexual transformation of
mythic proportions. Only to exact a nasty revenge on the husband and friend
who betrayed her.
Night of the Living Bi-dolls is a sequel to the
more appropriately named Valley of the Bi-Dolls.
In this film, the recent dead have returned to life and now seek the flesh of the living.
Seven strangers are trapped in an isolated farmhouse struggling with the horror
that awaits them on the outside and the tension that will eventually destroy
them on the inside.
The entire story takes place over the course of one night. It follows the plight
of a group of seven people who take refuge in a farm house as the horrifying
phenomenon of the living dead begins. As they battle against the increasing
number of the walking dead outside their situation slowly becomes more dire.
Finally they even begin turning on themselves...
Edward
Prendick is rescued from a shipwreck in The Island of Dr. Porneaux,
and cast off to a mysterious island with
Dr. Montgomery and his cargo of animals. The island is home to the experimental
laboratory of Dr. Moreau, an exiled London scientist. Eventually, Prendick becomes
aware of Dr. Moreau's questionable experiments with animals and raises questions
of humaneness, ethical behavior, and religion. The conflict between civilized
behavior and basic instincts results in tragedy and an unexpected twist.
Meet Dr. Porneaux, he's a mad man, and he wants more money, more power, more
men. Now he wants you, he wants you to come to the island. The island of Dr.
Porneaux.
When
a 'Single White Female' places an ad in the press for a similar woman to rent
a room (to replace the boyfriend she's just left), all the applicants seem weird.
Then along comes a level headed woman who seems to be just right. The new lodger
has a secret past which haunts her.
The dark side of every man reveals a sex crazed, lust infested soul. So is
the life of the Single White Male. after a day at work leaves to find a new
roommate. Filled with jealousy and rage, the vengeful Rob seduces Brad into
a frenzy of butt-binding blackmail. Rob photographs them having sex and leaves
the photos for Brian to find. When Rob is asked to leave the apartment the hatred
in his eyes explodes on screen. A fiery, and suspenseful climax is too hot to
waste here. So see for yourself as the sparks fly between Rob and Brian. This
Single White Male may have gotten more than he bargained for.
DR JERKOFF & MR HARD


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